After I Die I Want to Come Back as a Lesbian - May SeXStoRY

After I Die I Want to Come Back as A Lesbian - Maybe I love pussy! It's my favorite food! I don't just LOVE pussy; I ADORE it! I even love the WORD "pussy!" I love to look at it; I love to think about it; I love to touch it and to feel it and to kiss it and lick it and rub my nose in it. Anyone who has one is my kind of person! This is why I once had the thought that after I die I would LOVE to come back in my next life as a lesbian! Lesbians seem to have SOOOOO much fun with each other. They can do most of the things that guys can do for them, and they can do them BETTER because they know what they like, so they know what another girl might like. They understand one another, which is more than you can say for guys understanding girls! What male ever truly understands females? None of us! I thought, that would be the thing to be: a lesbian! I like lesbians and I get along with them because we both like the same things. --Well, SOME of the same things. I am, after all, a knuckle dragging, swinging dick, dyed in the wool male who loves females. There is the rub! If I was to come back as a lesbian I'd first and foremost be born a girl. Girls are raised to be nice and demure and feminine. I like feminine girls. I don't like dykey girls, girls with muscles and gruffnesses and rough hands. I like my women soft and feminine and nice smelling. Girls have girl friends before they have boy friends, and they whisper and share secrets and giggle a lot. Girls have sl**povers with other girls. --I could really get into that! I could see myself practicing kissing with my girl friends at those sl**povers, and I could see myself sl**ping with my girl friends! I could REALLY see caressing other girls and them caressing me and making each other feel really good under the covers in our rooms with our parents comfy in the living room or in the next bedroom, not knowing --or even suspecting or being concerned with us feeling each other up and playing with each others soft little bodies in the next room. Our giggling and carrying on would only be a slight distraction, nothing more. If we kept it down and didn't start swinging from the ceiling they wouldn't even be bothered. We could kiss and caress and even lick and finger each others pussies, and we could shave each others nether regions and do all sorts of delightfully lesbian and girly things, and as long as we kept it reasonably quiet no one would ever come bother us. But then, if I was born a girl I may have the same urges and needs and desires that other girls would have. Sooner or later we would all notice the boys. Now, BEING a boy (in this life, at least) I get a red flag at THAT one! I LIKE PUSSY; I DON'T like cocks! And if I was a girl, I'm afraid I'd be tempted to want to eventually be penetrated by those nasty boys' ding-a-lings! The mere thought of that makes me ill! In this life I've sometimes thought it would be bitchin if I could suck my OWN cock. Is that weird or what? BUT I would never, I COULD never even so much as ENTERTAIN the IDEA of another guy's cock! I LIKE PUSSY! Guys don't have sl**povers. Guys (at least the guys I'd consider being friends with) don't pull each others puds. No peter puffing; no cock sucking; no No, NO! We don't DO that! Other guys can; that's their business. But I'm a PUSSY man! One Thousand and Twenty percent a pussy man! And the only other guys I care to hang with are OTHER pussy men! I'd be friendly with peter puffers, but there'll be NO pud pulling! Huh, huh! NO, NO, NO! Never ever, EVER! In this life I think transsexuals are fascinating. They WANT to be girls. Well, I can see that. That's cool, but I've never seen one who is or looks 100% feminine. And virtually all of them, even those few who could afford it, want to keep what essential equipment they have. None that I've ever heard of wants to have a penisectomy. Well, that blows it (pardon the pun) for me! No pussy, no laundry! I'll go (in this life) even so far as to do anal WITH A GIRL! But I want to be able to reach down and tantalize her little pink puffy pussy lips when I do. I DON'T want to reach down and feel that unwelcome extraneous appendage! But I digress. Back to my NICE dream. What would I do when the time came to give up the V card? I guess I would have to ask a girl friend to use a prosthetic on me. God made toys just for such things, and before I would ever want an organic remedy I would rather make use of the wonders of modern mechanics. I think it's really sexy to watch two girls with a double headed dildo. Maybe a special friend who was of the same mind as I would consider us doing each other at the same time. Now THAT would be something to record! This web site would have a run on such a scene as that! Sounds sensuous as hell, now that I think of it! Two girls busting each others cherries in unison! Cool beans of the Finest Kind! After that, I guess we would want, every so often, to walk down memory lane with our trusty double edged mechanical male. That would solve any need to satisfy any urges for penetration. We could even practice swallowing such a fake whackerdo! Problem solved! I like watching girls swallowing looooong dildos. I could maybe do that if I was a born girl! I'd probably practice doing it! I'd add scenes of THAT to my profile here, too! I'd swallow them all the way down my throat to tickle my stomach walls! People would think, "My GOD, how can she DO that?!?!" Practice, my dear, practice! How do you get to Carnegie Hall? I'd be the queen of the swallowers! Well, the princess, anyway! I'd want to be the most feminine of the Lezzies. I'd wear short little dresses and I'd go without panties and I'd wear all the girly little heels and flip flops and sexy shoes. And I'd tease all the boys unmercifully! I'd be such a flirt. I'd be a slut! I'd be as slutty as a lesbian could possibly be, and I'd LOVE it! I'd go to construction sites and sit with my legs apart and make the guys suffer! I'd shave and powder and pamper my little pink pussy like the precious little wonder of a jewel that it was! I'd want to show it to EVERYONE! I'd pose for pictures with my legs wide and a big cat-got-the-bird smile on my face! I'd play with my pussy, and I'd get dozens of toys for it! --Maybe I'd go to work as a stripper! Just imagine, getting paid to torture the men! I could even do lap dances and make even MORE! Of course I'd only work where there was a HUGE bruiser of a bouncer, and I'd be a pistol packin' mama whenever I left the strip club. No f***ed entry for THIS little girl! I'd eat like a bird and keep my figure sexy and svelte! I'd have long girlish hair, and I'd never wear it up. I'd either have it loose and hanging down, caressing my shoulders and my little butt, or I'd have it up in a pony tail or in pig tails. I'd go to all the nude beaches and I'd prance around and act slutty, as if I was always in heat! I WOULD be, but only for other girls. I'd prowl for other feminine little darlings who I could turn! I'd break up marriages! I'd be a secret lover to any and all straight girls who would want another girlfriend on the sly. I'd have SOOOO much fun as a lesbian! If I was to come back as one...