Chat room love.... SeXStoRY

This is a REAL chat I had with a girl I met on an anonymous chat board. Enjoy... ;) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: wanna fight You: sure Stranger: r u a guy or girl You: guy You: I dont bitchfight Stranger: ok *pushes u* You: *hands up in classic defence position* Stranger: *giggles and punches u in the nose* You: *mutters ow and kicks you in the balls* Stranger: im a girl You: well shit You: lol Stranger: *kicks u in the balls and runs to the bedroom and crawls under the bed* You: *curls up in pain and whimpers* You: *gets up* Stranger: *giggles under the bed * You: *gets out chainsaw* You: *pulls chain* Stranger: *holds my breath* You: *engine starts* You: *at bedroom door* Stranger: *gulps and holds my breath* You: *brings down chainsaw onto bed, but rug catches on the blade and wraps around it, making it useless* You: *curses* Stranger: *lets a long breath out happily* You: *jumps on the bed* Stranger: *lays flat on the floor* You: *starts bouncing up and down* Stranger: *crawls out and gets in a sitting position and glares at you* You: *hits you in the face w/ a guitar* Stranger: *rubs my cheek and whimpers* You: *gets out chaincuffs* Stranger: *gets up and backs against the wall* go away You: *throws away cuffs* Stranger: *huffs and stares at you* i said go away You: *leaves room* You: *makes fort out of the couches in living room* You: *sign on entrance* Stranger: *walks over to the cuffs and swear and throws them in the closet* You: "no gurlz allowed You: *makes joke about you being in the closet* Stranger: *walks to the bathroom and slams the door then strips getting in the shower* You: lolwut? Stranger: *turns the hot water on to try and calm myself down* You: *sneaks to the door of the bathroom* You: *peeks in* You: (thru keyhole) Stranger: *starts soaping up my body* You: *gets hard* You: *opens door slowly, stealthily* Stranger: *shampoos my hair and starts singing loudly and off jey* You: *sneaks to shower* Stranger: *starts rinsing my hair closing my eyes because its soothing* You: *drops pants to reveal 7and a half inch dick* Stranger: *shakes my head under the water and runs my fingers through my hair* You: *can no longer resist* You: *gets into shoret and grabs your arms, pinning them to your sides* You: *shower Stranger: *screams and squirms* what the fuck are you doing ! You: *grins*what Ive wanted to do for a looong time Stranger: *stomps on your foot* let go of me ! You: *holds fast* If you agree to fuck me right here right now Stranger: *makes a digusted sound* no ! You: *shrugs* then I'll r**e you! Stranger: *frowns and starts to tear up* please dont You: y not? your so hot, but your always mean to me... you deserve it, bitch! Stranger: *shakes my wet head and whimpers* no please stop You: Never! *pulls your arms above your head, and holds them there with one hand* Stranger: *starts to cry* please dont do this to me You: *starts to stroke your tits* Stranger: *brings my knee up quick and conects with your balls and shoves u out of the shower and runs into the hall* You: Aaaah! *falls to the floor of the shower, cracking head on floor* You: *passes out* Stranger: *slips in the hall but quickly gets up running to the bedroom* You: *slowly comes to, groggily* You: bitch, ill kill u! Stranger: *screams and slams the bedroom room door locking it* You: *gets up, slips on soap, falls over again* You: *gets up again* Stranger: *quickly pulls on baggy shirt and underwear and searches for pants* You: *stumbles to bedroom door, find it locked screams* come out here bitch Stranger: no! *pulls on track pants and puts my hair into a quick pony tail* You: Arrgh! *slams palm onto the dooom in frustration* You: *door Stranger: *breaths heavily and sits down on the floor looking at the door* You: *tries to kick down door* Stranger: *screams and covers my ears rocking my self back and forth* You: backs off to take a run up to break down door You: *slips on pants* Stranger: *gets up and trys to open the window* You: Falls backwards, hits head on floor, passes out, bl**d on floor* Stranger: *pries to window open and looks down scared* You: *bl**d now flowing freely from head wound Stranger: *quickly walks to the closet and grabs the chain cuffs* You: *still out cold* You: *possible coma, def. concussion* Stranger: *grabs a blanket and ties it to the bed* Stranger: *realizes you havent made any noises and stops* You: *bl**d reaches door and goes under it* Stranger: *runs to the door and opens it and screams ear pieceringly loud* You: *faint groan* Stranger: *takes to the blanket in my hand and sits next to you putting it around your head* You: *bleeding stemmed* Stranger: *taps your face* wake up, wake up ! You: *faint groan* whu.... Stranger: *kisses your cheek and stroaks your face* please wake up You: *slightly more awake* wha...who.... Stranger: *strokes your face and rocks back and forth* please be ok You: wh...where am i? Stranger: in the hall You: wait, why am I naked..? Stranger: *looks at your pants* your not You: *looks down* Oh... I thought.....Is all the bl**d real? Stranger: *nods* yes You: h....how? Stranger: *shrugs* i was in the bedroom but i assume u hit your head You: oh. so the bl**d's mine? You: yikes Stranger: *nods slowly and grins realizing you dont remember the fight* You: I can't remember a lot of the last half hour.... Stranger: *smiles widely* i know You: I...I remember....things. Like, the sound of rushing water. Were we on a boat? Stranger: *stiffens* no You: *looks confused* no, that makes no sense Stranger: *gulps* you're fine You: It may have been a dream I guess...*shrugs* Stranger: *scratches my arm nervously* can you stand You: could you help me up? I need to get to my room I think... You: I need to lie down. Stranger: *stands up and taps my foot* the couch is fine right ? You: yeah, sure. Thanks, you're a real friend! *smiles weakly* Stranger: *looks at the bathroom still a mess and helps you up taking you the long way to the couch* You: Urgh. *I feel so woozy* I'm in quite a lot of pain, actually... Stranger: *lays you on the couch* just lay down and i-i-ill be right back You: OK, thanks! You: you're one of my only real friends. I'd never want to lose you..... Stranger: *goes to the bedroom and throws the chain cuffs in the closet and slams the window down locking it* You: *drifts off, alseep* Stranger: *grabs a towel and cleans up your bl**d and walks by you and runs down stairs to put it in the dryer* You: *moans gently* Stranger: *comes back up stairs and slowly walks to the bathroom* You: Urgh *starts to wakes up* Stranger: *puts the curtain back up and wipes all the water off the floor and grabs your clothes throwing them in the room and walks back to you and sits on the counter infront of you* do you remember anything ? You: I..I remember little things.... images. flashes. Like, a scream, warm water. A chainsaw, great pain in my balls...but nothing that makes sense... Stranger: *nods slowly and stares at you* do you have sexual thoughts about me? You: Wait, what!? Stranger: *stares at you* yes or no You: I mean, ... we've known each other so long, its like wierd..... Stranger: *glares at you* yes or no .. and dont lie to me You: erm, well, you're my best friend. I don't want to lose that. Besides, you've had boyfriends in the past... Stranger: *balls my hands into fists getting angry* yes or no You: *sighs* yes, I do have feelings for you. Ever since we first met I was blown away. But I never had the balls to do anything about it... Stranger: *stares at you longer* would you eve r**e me? Stranger: ever* You: What! No! Never! God, why would you ask that? Stranger: *scowls at you* liar You: *shocked* You: Look, I don't know what you mean Stranger: *grips the table hard* you tried to earlier You: WHAT!!? You: Oh my god are you all right? You: what the hell did I do? Stranger: *glares at you* shut u Stranger: up* You: *scared* but... Stranger: *wipes my eyes* You: Oh my god. I am a twisted fuck. Stranger: *gets up and walks away from you alittle* You: I mean, I've always fancied you, but that...shit. Stranger: *turns around and stares at you* well you didnt get to .. and thats why your head and balls hurt You: shit... You: What can I do to prove I'm sorry *sits up* I'll do anything! Stranger: you cant You: Please *tears up* Stranger: you showed me who you really are You: But I'm not a rapist! I'm a normal guy!1 hell, I'm just a software deseigner, that's all! I can't even remember doing anything....*cries* I can't believe I've lost everything today Stranger: *looks at you* well atleast you dont remember me naked You: The last thing I remember is my company calling, telling me that I was sacked! *starts* I saw you naked!? *mutters* shit, I hate my memory Stranger: *crosses my arms over my chest* and you touched my boobies You: I did WHAT!? You: Oh gods... Stranger: *nods slowly* You: I guess I deserve whatever you're planning to do to me. Call the cops, anyone. I deserve any punishment you want to hand out... Stranger: im not gonna do anything You: *thinks fuck, I touched THOSE and I can't remember? wow, my luck is so shit..* You: Wait you won't? Stranger: *shakes my head* no .. you cant remember anything *smirks looking down at my boobs* and i think thats torchering you You: but... You: I guess that it is, but still, I need to do something to apologise! Stranger: *bites my lip softly* You: I'm guessing you want me to move out, or what? Stranger: *looks at you* just promise you wont do it again You: I promise!! Stranger: you lost your temper and didnt care that you hurt me You: I don't know what came over me.... Stranger: *shrugs* i heard someone call you an a****l once and i didnt know what they were talking about til now You: I'm so sorry. Stranger: *huffs* ill get over it You: wait, who called me an a****l? Stranger: *smirks* its not important You: I guess..... You: *curious* why were you naked? Stranger: i was in the shower You: oh. *crosses legs* Stranger: *gives a tight smile* ya You: *thinks of you all naked in the shower* Erm...so... what's our next move from here? Stranger: *gulps and rubs my arms* can i ask you something? You: Yeah, what? *tries to ignore your heaveanly touch* Stranger: how long have you thought of me like that ? and why'd you never tell me ? You: I thought of you ever since I first saw you at that party. At first I never told you because I thought you'd laugh at me, and then when we became freinds, I thought that it was too good to lose.... Stranger: *bites my bottom lip* You: I thought you'd just laught at me, your pathetic nerdy friend Stranger: *smiles slighty* nerds arent usually as strong as you are You: I mean, you've been out with atheletes and whatever. What could I offer you, exept free programs and stuff Stranger: *rolls my eyes* You: thanks, don't know where the strength came from... You: what? Stranger: nothing Stranger: you know you could have told me you liked me like that You: but then we'd have never been friends, and I'd never had ended up with you, sharing this house! You: If I'd told you then, we'd have lost all the good timed we've had together... You: *times Stranger: *looks at you* if you had told me we might still have been sharing a house .. just for other reasons You: you mean..? Stranger: *glares at you* you know what i mean You: *thinks this is a dream! wake up!* You: but...you never wanted me... Stranger: *continues to stare at you* you dont know that You: you mean...all this time.... Stranger: *shrugs* you were always so sweet to me You: *shakes head* but all those other guys..? Stranger: you never made a move You: oh... You: And I guess the one time I make a move, I end up trying to r**e you! Stranger: *nods* and cut me with a chainsaw You: Huh. Stranger: never mind You: This sounds really odd, but do you want to make a fresh start? Stranger: *rubs my arms* what do you mean You: Well, now we both know our true feelings for each other.... Stranger: *bites my lip* you know throught everything that happened earlier... you never kissed me You: oh...I guess I just....*pulls myself together* do you want me to kiss you now? Stranger: *rolls my eyes* well i dont want you to ask cuz then it feels like you dont actually want to You: Oh gods but I...*trails off* *pulls you down for a long kiss* Stranger: *makes a suprised noise and kisses you back* You: *thinks oh gods if this is a dream I never want to wake up!* Stranger: *wraps my arms around your neck* You: *the soft taste of honey on your lips, your hair, tumbling down your shoulders* Stranger: *pulls away from you blushing* You: Oh god, I wish we HAD done this sooner! Stranger: *giggles* do your balls still hurt? You: A little, but I forgot about it Stranger: *nods and nuzzles my face into your neck* You: *rubs hands up and down your back slowly Stranger: *kisses your adams apple softly* have you gotten your memmory back? You: *rubs your neck* not entirely... I wish I remembered what you look like naked, though..! Stranger: *lifts my shirt up alittle* how bad? You: oh my god I wish sooo bad... You: *rund hands down to you lower back* You: *runs Stranger: *takes my shirt off slowly remembering i forgot a bra* You: oh my god... *lifts up hand to cup left breast* Stranger: *gasps because your hand is cold* You: slowly starts to stroke the nipple... Stranger: *feels my nipples get hard* You: *licks my thumb and gently rubs your nipples Stranger: *gasps softly* You: *leans in close and delicately likcks your nipples Stranger: *cups the back of your head closing my eyes* You: *sets to work on your nipples, licking them, sucking them ever so gently, and stroking them Stranger: *kisses you head and runs my nails along the back of your neck* You: *lets my right hand slowly start stroking your tummy, getting lower and lower with each stroke Stranger: *moans softly and watches you suck my tits* You: *by this time my hand it teasing at your waistline, gently slipping under your skirt You: *is Stranger: *stands up* You: *looks at you quizzically* Stranger: *wags my finger at you skipping to the bedroom* You: *chuckles and follows you,* Stranger: *slips my track pants off in the hall and walks into the bedroom* You: *takes off shirt and follows* Stranger: *lays down in the very middle of the bed with just my pink panties on* You: * I gaze in awe of your beauty, your lovely shape, your perfect tits, those little panties* Stranger: *giggles and rubs my thighs* You: *crosses over to you and slowly starts stroking you all over* Stranger: *pulls at you belt* You: *takes hold of your panties at the hip and slowly starts teasing them down* We then switched to Skype, and cybered merrily away!