Action-packed Big Sexy-time, Man. Make-a You Real SeXStoRY

So, like, there was this woman, and she had really big tits, because that’s sexy. I mean, really big tits, like, she could topple an orphanage with them, and that’s sexy. And there was this guy; he didn’t have big tits, because that’s not very sexy. And one day he was like “hey, let’s do sex” and she was all like “okay.” So they started having sex and the guy was like “oh yeah” and the girl was just lying there like a corpse because that’s sexy and then the guy was all like “ooh, you feel like my mom” and the girl was just like “uhh.” The guy was giving it to her real good, I mean, real good, like a cat having sex with another cat and giving it to that cat really good. You know what I’m saying? So, then the girl starts screaming and the guy is all like “oh yeah, mommy, tuck me in real tight… in your vagina.” And the girl just kept screaming, like a cat in a blender, only the cat isn’t a cat, it’s an orphan c***d, and the blender isn’t a blender, it’s an orphanage, and it’s on fire. So, the guy keeps giving it to her real good and she just keeps screaming like some kind of polite synonym for an annoying bitch. Then, the guy stops giving it to her and he’s all like “hey, can you stop screaming” and then the girl turned into a dragon and the guy was like “oh fuck, a dragon.” Then it got quiet and it was really awkward. Then, the dragon was like “you want to keep having sex” and the guy was like “I guess so.” Then they had sex and the dragon got pregnant and the guy was like “oh no, dragon babies” and then they ate him and it was totally sexy. The end.