A straw and my bright idea= a new love for myself SeXStoRY

So i was really horny the other night and needed something new, and me being very bi-curious wanted the sensation of a man in my jerk off session... so i get the bright idea "hmmm why don't i stick a straw down into my throbbing cock and get a little taste of my self tonight?" BEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HAD!!! just from probing my cock with this insertion i began to flow pre-cum (tasted so good, i think everyone should love there own flavor after this) so after i took that in i knew what i was gonna do. "FUCK YA" i say to myself and i dribble a little of what i had of my perked lips on the the throbbing helmet of member. I slowly start to rub myself down and gripping at the base to bring myself to an even more rock solid erection... looking down it was so veiny and swollen, i couldn't help my self stopped for a moment and grabbed some of my favorite warming lube and got the 12" purple ass destroyer (at least for me ^_^) from beside. there was no need for stretching today i pressed its fat head against my pulsing ass and with a little, POP! in it went gliding right down to its cute little balls. At this point now i'm edging of course (who wouldn't be?) i slowly work my self on both ends, cock in my ass was rubbing perfectly against my prostate giving my yet another flow of pre-cum. "OMG I WANNA CUM SO BAD!!!" but sad to think the experience that i never noticed had already been 40 minute, i finally decided "lets see what i dish out". right as my cock started to tighten and pulse i gave a good suck, swear it was like a siphon! packed the straw right full as even a little bit gushed around the straw. I slurped and i sucked and i got it all up in my mouth. The moment finally came i loved the taste and i was more than happy, so i gurgled it a little bit to savor and down the hatch it went for a full swallow. didn't want to waste a drop.. pulled the cock out of my ass (wish it was real would have had another protein shake) and set it aside. totally gonna have to do it all the time now its my new favorite solo practice... i hope you enjoyed reading this, it was first story and i hope maybe some will comment or even share in sex adventure.