Revenge is sweet SeXStoRY

A f****y sitting around the dinner table and the son asks if he can ask a question. The father responds. Of course,the only question! The young man asks his dad: Dad,how many different kinds of breasts are there? Father,surprised,answers Well,son,there are three kinds of breasts. The 20-year-old woman has breasts are like melons, round & firm. Around 30-40 years of age are like pears still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty,they are like onions. Onions? Yes, when you see them and they make you cry. This outlay was both mother and daughter to see red,so the daughter said. Can I ask a personal question? Mom,how many kinds of penises are there? The mother,surprised,smiles,and looks at her husband and answers. Well my daughter,a man goes through three phases. The 20-year-old is a man's penis as an oak, mighty and hard. Around 30-40 years of age,the penis is like a birch,flexible but reliable. After his fifties,as a Christmas tree. Christmas Tree? Yes,dead from the root and the balls are just as Christmas decoration ...