the funniest conversation during sex ever SeXStoRY

ok backround i was in a car with this guy in high school. his name was ryan. we were 17 he was like 5'4" or somthing (he was short) cute like irish/itailian boy. red hair freckles goofy smile thick cock. any way he just came after like 2 minutes and we were talking. he was still in me lying on top of me. him: "fuck.... im so sorry but you cant blame me the blowjob eirlier got me really... ready." me: "yeah i guess but really like two minutes." i said sadly him: "im sorry can we do this again sometime though" me: "well you still have the condom on, and ur still hard and in me. can't you just keep going?" him: "fuck why didnt i just keep going?!?!" me: "no idea." (i was thinking "why didnt you, you fucking idiot! why didnt i do dominic")